Monday, May 21, 2007

Library fines get serious.

My friend Mark Johnson at Marquette University just topped my record. I've been bad in the past. I've let a dozen books from the children's section go a month over due because they were all mixed in with the landslide that was my living room bookcase, and the bill was big.

But I didn't pay $390,190.72.

What gets me is that the Marquette Law Library tacked on a $15 processing fee for good measure. That's chutzpa.

Today's lost beauty:

Dunt: "A hard blow."

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